Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Pathai Karte Hein . . .
33 mrks ki kimat tum kya jano lecturer babu.
Board ka ashirwad hota ha 33 mrks.
Student k sar ka taj hota ha 33 mrks.
Failure ka khawab hota ha 33 mrks!
College ka 1 student university k toilet me gaya. Jab andr ja k eash
commod pr baitha to samne dekha. Likha tha: itna zor taleem par dete to
exam me A1 grade lete.
Students martay nahi, zinda dafnaye jate hain, har 5 mahino me tarpaye
jate hen, kafan khol kay dekho, to wo kabar me b paper aur assignment
likhte hue paye jatein hain
papers ki roti notes ka achar
tubelite k kirne questions ki bahar
teachers ki dushmani dosto ka pyaar
so mubarak ho ap ko exams ka tehwar
An
engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai,
knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.